Category: STYLE
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REGARDING THE CONCEPT “DRESS YOUR AGE,” WE DON’T
Don’t mind us, we’re just two 24/25 year old man-boys, wearing socks and shorts, trying to dress like we haven’t hit puberty yet, and that’s okay. This look is brought to you by the moment Brock put on a pair of calf-high socks and said, “oh my gourd, look at my calves!” to which elicited…
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PLAYING FAVORITES
It’s been awhile since we’ve worn only a denim jacket — scandalous — while drinking ginger ale, in face masks, listening to a Justin Bieber Song while also spritzing ourselves with a “rose” cologne and obviously giggling. No, yeah, that never happened. But, we expect it would make for a good slumber party. Chris has…
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INSTAGRAM LOOKS: AUGUST
Truth be told, we were basically semi-naked throughout the month of August. Almost as if we were going through a Kardashian-like period of style, where the less clothes we wore, the closer we were to having an E! reality show of our own, dozens of weight loss and morning sickness drug endorsements, our own hair…
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TAN LINES ON OUR MAN THIGHS
There’s no better feeling than the feeling of a breeze against your tiny peach cheeks, out in the desert. We live our life according to the gospel of YOLO and what not to do on Pinterest, a.k.a. the mommy bloggers on Pinterest don’t like nudity and/or the Nicki Minaj phenomenon that is society’s obsession with…
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AW, UMM, IT’S ALMOST AUTUMN
Amidst what can only be described as ‘everyone’s posting shirtless selfies of themselves in Tulum or Hawaii right now while we’re eating pizza in our underwear,’ we’re ALSO posting about Fall. This is the first post in a blog series we’re calling Summer’s Ending, So You Can Find Us Crying, Sobbing, Weeping in the Corner…
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HOW TO: DRESS FOR THE HEAT AND NOT DIE
Sunday night was the hottest night of our lives. Fact: Chris took a towel, soaked it in the bathtub with cold water, then laid it across his body while laying like a corpse on our bed, whispering, “I think I’m going to die tonight.” Which brings us to this next observation: people are really dramatic…
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WHAT TO BUY ON EAST DANE FOR $100 OR LESS
Fact: dressing well should never cost an arm and a leg / the equivalent of 15 chipotle burritos. Those burritos are way too valuable. Not to mention, we’re on a budget this month. So, instead of purchasing the 3.1 Phillip Lim backpack we’ve been wanting for a year now, we’ve decided to satiate our shopping…
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BEACH (GOOF)BALLS
Consider this our version of Baywatch, WHICH by the way is being remade starring Zac Efron, but that’s totally beside the more important, fortune cookie point we’re about to make: Never jump for photos on the beach after eating fish and chips, nachos, and a carné asada burrito wrap. Never. Really. Trust us. Shop tanks:…
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ON THE TOPIC OF STRIPES
We should all be wearing more stripes more often while eating more gummie bears. The latter part, regarding gummie bears, completely optional, but altogether the most important. As a follow-up to Friday’s post, we scoured the Internet, per the usual, to find the best striped tees and shirts for guys and gals who like to…