Category: DRINKS
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HOW TO: MAKE A LAVENDER GIN COCKTAIL
(a.k.a. how to fool everyone into thinking you’re fancy when you usually just drink Three Wishes wine [at Whole Foods for $2.47 a bottle… HOW IS IT SO CHEAP?!] while binge watching beauty transformation videos on YouTube with your cat) (a.k.a. personal experience) True story, though: you, out of everyone, deserve a good cocktail. Unless…
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WHAT WE’RE DOING INSTEAD OF SPRING CLEANING
Chris’ mom once wisely told him, circa 1994, “A tidy bed makes for a tidy day.” And so, we proudly make our bed, every day, every morning. HI, CHRIS’ MOM! But, let’s be honest for a quick sec. We hate cleaning. We hate the concept that is ‘Spring cleaning.’ We’ll clean our dishes, sureeeeeeee. But, like,…
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PROBABLY BAKING WITH YUMMERTIME
We’re experts on the taste of donuts, Real Housewives, how to dress casually to any event and provide the excuse, “Oh, dressing up just doesn’t fit our ‘aesthetic,’” the artful use of the word aesthetic in everyday conversations, and the power of kittens. Oh, and soup dumplings. We’re definitely experts on soup dumplings. We are not experts,…
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HELLO LOVE
It all started with a tee. No, really. Our obsessive romance with Hello Mr. magazine began a year ago, circa Instagram — wait, no… that’s not the right way to use circa — well, whatever, we found out about Hello Mr. on Instagram via their Hello Love tees and party. So, obviously we sent them…
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RESTAURANT WEEK!
What do you get when you spend a week dining about town at some of the best restaurants in the city? Happiness. Well, there’s also the bloating. But, let’s stick with ‘happiness.’
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MAMBO AMERICANO
In preparation for Milan’s Men’s Fashion Week AW ’15 tomorrow, we decided to make Americanos (originally called a Milano-Torino) to pay homage to such a beautiful city. Scratch that. Nope. Nope. Nope. Who are we kidding. We were at home, all alone, just the two of us, watching Roman Holiday (we saw it on Gossip Girl…), making…
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NEW YEAR’S EVE: LET’S SPIKE THE CHAMPAGNE
All that champagne tonight is going to make you sleepy. So, add gin! Or vodka! Or St. Germain! YES. Well, now we just look like boozers… Who cares! IT’S NEW YEAR’S EVE!