First things first—leave your pessimism at the door, we will not place any credence in your “ew, overalls” sentiments. Your hate for overalls is not welcome here. YOU CAN’T SIT WITH US. That is, you can’t sit with us if you’re going to be mean to our overalls. THAT’S RIGHT. YOU CAN’T SIT WITH US IF YOU DON’T LIKE OUR OVERALLS.
Secondly—YAY, overalls!
In an attempt to sound like we know anything about anything, the recent resurgence of overalls in menswear comes with a resurgence of nostalgia for the 90s à la fast-fashion retailers and a resurgence of the realization that you can eat ALL THAT YOU WANT, feel bloated, and still look fine in them. The latter statement being the most important.
To test this claim, RE: eating our weight in foodz and seeing how we look in overalls, we wore overalls while eating Thai food and playing a game of Power Hour. AND IT WORKED.
But, that’s besides the main point we’re attempting to make. Point being:
OVERALLS ARE REALLY COOL, don’t tell us otherwise. PLEASE. Even if you think we look like Rugrats characters. We love looking like Rugrats characters.
<3 B+C
