5 THINGS TO BUY FROM FRANK AND OAK FOR SPRING

with additional, clever and hilarious sub-title: The Rules of Spring According to Our Frank & Oak Shopping Cart and Credit Card Statement (hahahahaha, so clever and so funny)

We spent two hours, two weeks ago, on a Tuesday night, drinking ~~glasses~~ bottles of wine and shopping Frank & Oak’s New Arrivals. Any reasonable person could (and would) consider said night “what dreams are made of” or even “heaven on Earth,” set aside the fact that we consider heaven on Earth to be the bagged chip aisle in any grocery store.

Regardless, here’s what we bought from Frank & Oak:
(read: us proclaiming the 5 Things to Buy From Frank & Oak for Spring to help justify the phenomenon that has become our black hole of a closet — BEWARE, HOARDERS)

1. Park Leather Low-Top Sneakers in White
All because, um… WHITE LEATHER SNEAKERS. Our opinion should be known to the world: we find the Park Leather Low-Top Sneakers from Frank & Oak to be the most flattering low-top leather sneakers (in frame).

2. Wonderland Stateline Sunglasses in Tortoise
All because of the gold detailing mixed with tortoise shell acetate. But, mostly because we hoard sunglasses like the Kardashians hoard body suits. Funny? Not funny? UGH.

3. Palmer Dobby Short in Olive
All because the Palmer Dobby Shorts hug our chicken legs exceptionally well. All like this. And this.

4. Polka Dot Linen Cap in Sand
All because the linen cap actually fits Chris’ enormous head. MIRACLES ARE POSSIBLE. And because, polka dots.

5. Contrast 3/4 Sleeve Tee in Rust Brown
All because we’re really into the idea of “looking” like we play a sport, when in fact, um… we don’t. Let’s just go shopping.

Ugh. We actually DO want to go shopping now (read: for the third time this week… this week, having just started yesterday, Sunday…).

<3 B+C