LIFE LESSONS ACCORDING TO MEN’S FASHION WEEK

First and foremost, always wear deodorant — as soon as the lights turn on in any show, it’s as if you’re thrust into an enormous communal sauna, wondering altogether why the [hellvetica] you wore a leather, sherpa jacket, and whether or not everyone around can smell you.

Do they like it? Do they hate it? We’ll call it ‘au de Yummertime,’ a sensual musk.

Secondly, respect your bladder — meaning, make sure to pee before any show; not doing so can only result in ten minutes of blinding lights, loud music, and a screaming bladder that seems to only say, “I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU.”

Thirdly, understand the importance of hot dogs — those little sausages wrapped up in buns really kept us going throughout the week, especially when the concept of ‘free time’ was as whimsical a notion as Chris Brown ever truly making a comeback — though, we do love Loyal.

Life lessons aside, the entirety of NYFW:M with East Dane was an exciting one for us — our first men’s fashion week + a huge excuse to go on five shopping shopping sprees in the span of five days leading up to our flight to NYC. SO EXCITING. THRILLING. EVERYTHING THAT WE WANT IN LYFE.

Speaking of East Dane, here are some of our current favs:

We ran around from show to show, primarily spotlighting the collections from Robert Geller, Ovadia & Sons, Billy Reid, Timo Weiland (OUR FAVORITE), and Todd Snyder. You can see our favorite pieces from each collection below 🙂 We don’t know much about the esoteric world of “fashunz,“ but we do know we like clothes, and these clothez… we’re obsessed with them.

In partnership with East Dane for NYFW:M.