Honestly, though, please tell us we’re not the only ones who’ve done that before. Bought, returned, then bought the same shoe again. It’s a clear indication of our indecisiveness.
For example, every time someone asks us what we’d like to eat, we reply with “food;” you really can’t go wrong with “food.”
And so the same goes when shopping for shoes. How are we supposed to know that we actually need a specific pair of shoes? We don’t. So we just buy ALL THE SHOES. YAYYY. (kidding, our credit card would smack us; so instead, we just salivate over MR PORTER’s shoe selection…).
Salesperson: “What kind of shoes are you looking for today?”
Us: “Shoes.”
Salesperson: “Okay, but, what type of shoes? Athletic? Maybe some brogues?”
Us: “Shoes.”
Happy Shoesday!
This is better than any on-again-off-again relationship — forget anyone else, shoes can always make you happy.
Bought. Returned. Bought again. Happy Shoesday to our J.Crew shoe obsession!
