WE’LL BE WEARING VELVET

In the spirit of a typical New Year’s Eve for us, this year especially, we’ll likely have drank too much champagne by the stroke of midnight, corresponding with the following scenario:

Chris: “BROCK. BROCK. BROCK. It’s midnight!”
Brock: “What?”
Chris: “IT’S MIDNIGHT. MID. NIGHT.”
Brock: “WHAT?!”
Chris: “IT’S MIDN… oh no, oh no, OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I spilled nacho cheese on my velvet blazer.”
Brock: *laughs and points, spills nacho cheese on his velvet blazer too*

Mind you, nacho cheese or not, velvet is the best way to go. Just think of all the compliments and casual strokes against your chest from strangers, feeling the velvety velvet texture that is your coat. That’s what velvet elicits. Casual touches by strangers. YES.

Here’s our selection of velvet blazers and coats worthy of nacho cheese being spilled on them (meaning, they’re our favorites), like this maroon velvet blazer from ASOS and this black velvet blazer from Theory: