Everyone is all like, “OMG, IT’S BLACK FRIDAY!!! I’M GONNA GO SPEND ALL MY MONIES ON ALL THE SPECIAL PEOPLE IN MY LIFE.”
But, we’re above clichés, and so we’re all like, “EVERYTHING WE LOVE AND NEED IN LIFE IS ON SALE!!! WHAT SHOULD WE BUY FOR OURSELVES?!”
All the special people have birthdays, so holiday sales should be reclaimed for ourselves (you + us!). No one’s going to appreciate a sale as much as you if you’re the one making the purchase, right? So philosophical.
Here’s our round-up of everywhere we’re shopping + what items we have in our shopping carts. Our ultimate Black Friday sales guide (for you):
ASOS (30% off everything + up to 70% off select brands)
meaning, we’ve already spent hours debating whether or not we’re getting these reclaimed vintage jeans, this camel turtleneck, OR this suede camel trench coat.
GAP (50% off everything)
a.k.a. Chris wants/ needs this bright blue parka. Plus, we’re also fighting over this marled crew sweater.
EAST DANE (up to 25% off everything)
a.k.a. do we get a Lotuff leather backpack or a cinnabar colored leather backpack from Michael Kors. Either way, our bank account is going to hate us after the purchase… But, then again, maybe we should just buy a candle…
NORDSTROM (tons of Black Friday sales + 25% off select sale items)
meaning, almost ALL TOPMAN items are on sale, so… WHERE ARE OUR WALLETS?! Specifically, we need this striped revered collared shirt.
URBAN OUTFITTERS (30% off all sale)
a.k.a. we need this North Face graphic tee and THESE adidas. And maybe this poncho…
GLOSSIER (25% off everything + free shipping)
meaning, our faces are thirsty (#thirstyaf; did we use that properly?!) so we need so many masks, balm dot com and priming moisturizer.
CLUB MONACO (up to 35% off everything)
a.k.a. we’re finding every way to justify purchasing this coat and this coat and this coat because it clearly gets so cold in San Francisco…
MR PORTER (30% off select items… 94 pages long)
meaning, we’re salivating looking at this vintage Levi’s jacket, these 1907-style Red Wing shoes, and these chinos.
Thus concludes our ultimate Black Friday sales guide for you 😛
