Here’s how we’re dressing this summer:
- No socks
- No underwear
- No deodorant
- No problems
We’re kidding. Ew. Smelly, itchy, chafing. It’s like that moment, in the middle of the day, when you realize you forgot to put deodorant and underwear on and decide to give yourself a ‘body’ shower in an office restroom (a.k.a. you pat your pits down with soap and water). Never happened to you?
But, if we’re being a little more serious, the color red… we’re wearing a lot more red. Which is precisely the reason why, when we looked at our East Dane shopping cart on Friday, every item (of the 50; online shopping carts are where dreams go to die — we only bought two items) was a shade of red.