YUMMERTIME’S GUIDE TO GROOMING, WHATEVER THAT MEANS

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Confession #1: on Tuesday, we went to Safeway solely to buy frosting covered cookies and chewy Chips Ahoy. See here for proof.

Confession #2: we use a lot… a lot, a lot, a lot… a lot of skincare and grooming products… dare we say this is our YUMMERTIME SKINCARE or YUMSKIN for short? And no, we don’t buy skincare products just based on the pretty packaging. Okay, yeah… that’s only half of the reason why we buy them.

No, not half… a quarter of the reason why we buy them.

Okay, whatever. It’s half of the reason why we buy them.

Confession #3: this is a conversation we had a few days ago:

Chris: “Why is everyone obsessed with your hair?”
Brock: “I don’t know. Why?”
Chris: “Well, what about my hair? Why doesn’t anyone mention anything about my hair? It’s always Brock’s hair, blah blah blah.”
Brock: “Because, my hair’s better?”
Chris: “Okay, yeah, I guess you’re right.”
Brock: “Yeah, I am.”

But, enough about our confessions. The truth is, we really do use a lot of products. But, never in excess. THAT’S A LIE. We never use grooming products in excess, except for lip balm. We have hundreds. Thousands. We use lip balm practically every second of our lives. We literally hoard lip balm. How do you know that that flavor is always going to be available? YOU DON’T.

Obsessions with lip balm aside, every single product we use has a distinct purpose — cue Chris’s consistent use of Kiehl’s Facial Fuel Eye-Depuffer every morning.

Chris (early in the morning): “OH GOD. I LOOK LIKE A WITCH.”

Nevertheless, here are some glamour shots of all the products we use with, of course, descriptions under each photo 😛

BUT, if you have questions about how we use our favorite products (how often, for what reason, can I use this here *points to odd place on body* [the answer is probably no, and um, weird], etc.) ask away in the comments below!

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Because… hygiene.

1. Baxter of California Daily Protein Shampoo
2. Baxter of California Daily Moisturizing Conditioner

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Face stuffs.

3. Yes to Cucumbers Facial Wipes
4. Kiehl’s Facial Fuel Energizing Face Wash
5. Baxter of California Daily Face Wash 
6. Baxter of California Herbal Mint Toner
7. Baxter of California Facial Scrub
8. Baxter of California Clay Mask

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More face stuffs.

9. Tatcha Revitalizing Eye Cream
10. Glossier Priming Moisturizer
11. Kiehl’s Facial Fuel Eye De-Puffer
12. Olay All Day Moisturizer with Sunscreen

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Hairsentials. Hair-dos. So important.

13. Baxter of California Hard Cream Pomade (Brock)
14. Bumble and Bumble Brilliantine (Brock)
15. Kevin Murphy Powder.Puff (Brock)
16. Hanz de Fuko Quicksand (Brock)
17. Psssst! Instant Dry Shampoo (Brock)
18. Baxter of California Clay Pomade (Chris)
19. Kevin Murphy Night.Rider (Chris)

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What we smell like…

20. Le Labo Rose 31 (Brock)
21. Chanel Bleu de Chanel (Chris)

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Lip balm. Chapstick. Lots. Always. Everywhere.

22. EOS Lip Balm
23. Liposan Classic Care Chapstick
24. Tom Ford for Men Hydrating Lip Balm
25. Glossier Balm Dotcom
26. Kiehl’s Lip Balm #1
27. Marc Jacobs Lip Lock
28. La Mer The Lip Balm
29. Vaseline Lip Therapy

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What we always have/ always use when on the go or shooting. AKA our little miracle workers when we look haggard, disheveled, like we were hit by a train when it’s 3pm and we’re already exhausted from the day.

30. Marc Jacobs Eyebrow Tamer
31. Glossier Soothing Face Mist
32. Tom Ford for Men Hydrating Lip Balm (or, really, any of our favorite balms pictured above)
33. Anthony Instant Fix Oil Control (WORKS MIRACLES for an oily complexion)

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And our choice for our Miss Congeniality

34. Baxter of California Night Cream AHA (used after Facial Scrub)

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11 responses to “YUMMERTIME’S GUIDE TO GROOMING, WHATEVER THAT MEANS”

  1. Jimmy Avatar

    Literally just asked you guys this yesterday and yall delivered extremely fast! Appreciate it!!

    1. yummertime Avatar

      😉 Let us know if you have any more specific questions as well!

      1. jimmy Avatar

        (brock) how do you style it, what is your process of which product first.

        and btw i’ve used baxter products for about a year now and they’re amazing !

        1. yummertime Avatar

          Hey James, Brock here! I don’t typically use all of the products on the same day, but for me it is about finding the right balance. For example, if I want to give clean hair more body, I will use a bit a Brilliantine (to add a bit of grease) and then build volume with dry shampoo or Powder.Puff. Both Quicksand and the Baxter Hard Cream are great as stand alone products, but, again, if you want a bit more volume, finish off with a dry shampoo. Hope this helps 😀 Cheers!

  2. Edward Avatar

    How do you (Chris and Brock) style your hair?

    Anyways, Marc Jacobs lip balm is perhaps one of the most amazing lip balm products ever created!

  3. Sam Avatar

    Omg I’ve been waiting for a post like this forevvvvv!! 😀 I’m glad I’m not the only one who buys grooming products based on pretty packaging haha

    1. yummertime Avatar

      It’s definitely a problem… or is it?

  4. Arman Avatar

    it needs to be shared!

  5. Aaron Avatar

    I literally laughed out loud from that witch comment. But seriously, story of my life… Great post guys!

    1. yummertime Avatar

      Thanks, Aaron! Haha we think everyone is a little witchy in the AM… Except for Beyonce, of course.

  6. Mark Avatar
    Mark

    I’m so happy to know I’m not the only one with a collection of products now. DEFINITELY buying that Kiehl’s Eye Depuffer too! You guys are amazing, thanks so much for sharing these!