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HO, HO, HO, HERE’S OUR COZY, CUDDLY HOLIDAY CARD

December 19, 2016

Express Cozy Holiday, Sweaters and Cardigans

Made by Yummertime, inย partnership with Express.

Dear Santa, we just want more sweaters.

We’ll begin by saying, “Seasons Greetings from our humble, cat-fur-filled home!” and continue on by saying, you can find us in sweaters and cardigans for the rest of the month โ€” it’s been way too cold in San Francisco lately. What is it, 57 degrees out?

Bahumbug.

Nevertheless, here you have it! Our virtual holiday card, haha ๐Ÿ˜›

We’re cozied up in a ribbed cardigan from Express (on Brock) and a ribbed funnel-neck sweater (on Chris). Which, taken together, beg additional praise for Express’ sweater department (we may or may not have dozens of Express sweaters by now…). Continue Reading

BEDROOM DISCOVERIES HOME

FIVE SCANDALOUS THINGS WE DO IN BED

December 17, 2016

Best Mattresses to buy, Helix Sleep

Subtitled: a tale of two 5’11” man-boys and a queen size mattress.

We finally upgraded to a queen size mattress (meaning: for five full years prior we were sleeping in a full size bed. FULL SIZE). Why it never dawned on us that we were too big for a full is a mystery. We’re notable for often complaining that our Uber is too small. Ugh, Priuses. REGARDLESS.

Enter: Helix Sleep. Our latest ‘life-improvement’ recommendation. OUR LIFE HAS IMPROVED. Continue Reading

HOLIDAY SHOP

HERE’S OUR ULTIMATE LAST MINUTE GIFT GUIDE

December 8, 2016

HERE'S OUR ULTIMATE LAST MINUTE GIFT GUIDE

Otherwise known as, an ode to all of the gift-giving procrastinators in the world.

Of course, if you weren’t a procrastinator, you could’ve browsed our entire holiday shop page (wink, wink, hint, hint, cough, cough, sneeze, sneeze). Which, when speaking of, makes us remember just how much shopping we have to do this holiday season โ€” for us. We deserve a holiday bonus in the form of Gucci Cruise.

YES, moms, dads, sisters, brothers โ€” if you’re reading this, we got you all gifts. We’re notย that selfish.

REGARDLESS, we’re all about efficiency, meaning our goal in life is to be as efficient as a Chipotle assembly line, and so, without further ado, here’s our ultimate last minute gift guide for everyone on your list, featuring gifts from MR PORTER and NET-A-PORTER.

GIFTS UNDER $50
For him

 

For her

 

GIFTS UNDER $100
For him

 

For her

 

GIFTS UNDER $200
For him

 

For her

 

And that’s a wrap! Well, no, not really โ€” we didn’t include any wrapping paper. LOL. We think we’re so funny.

<3 B+C

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PARKAS, AND TURTLENECKS, AND SLIP-ONS, OH MY

December 5, 2016

Tis the season for parkas and turtlenecks and slip ons. Featuring Abercrombie & Fitch.

‘Tis the season for covering our bodies with excessiveย layers of clothing.

In the interest of talking about something incredibly riveting, let’s talk about San Francisco’s weather right now. It’s cold. It’s gloomy. IT’S CLOOMY.

WHY IS IT CLOOMY?

Dare we say, we’re no longer wearing our unofficial uniform. Instead, we’ve been wearing more turtlenecks, like this one from Abercrombie (on Brock), and parkas, like this one (also) from Abercrombie (on Chris).

 

As a side note, we’re really digging Abercrombie’s recent move into modern casual wear (a.k.a. direct competition with the likes of Club Monaco and J.Crew), but we digress…

Full outfit details for Brock include: Abercrombie & Fitch turtleneck, Levi’s 501 CTs, and SeaVees Huntington Middies (which deserve their own set of praise โ€” our favorite pair of suede, mid-cut slip-ons right now).

Full outfit details for Chris: Abercrombie & Fitch parka, ts(s) turtleneck from Unionmade Goods, Levi’s 501 CTs, and GREATS Wooster slip-ons.

Tis the season for parkas and turtlenecks and slip-ons!

<3 B+C

Brock, wearing Abercrombie turtleneck, Levi's jeans and SeaVees slip-ons

Levi's 501 CTs and SeaVees Huntington Middie Slip-Ons

Chris, wearing a ts(s) turtleneck from Unionmade and an Abercrombie & Fitch parka.

HOLIDAY SALE SHOP

CYBER MONDAY PSA: GIFTS FOR GUYS THAT DON’T SUCK

November 23, 2016

Cyber Weekend gifts for men, MR PORTER

a.k.a.ย alsoย our ‘excuse’ of a blog post to support our irresponsible decision to raid MR PORTER’s 30% OFF SALEย and Holiday Gift Guideย for ourselves.

We’re only looking out for our fellow boys out there โ€” forget the pack of Hanes socks and give a gift that doesn’t suck (we think). Consider this our “What To Buy on MR PORTER” manifesto, just in time for Cyber Monday. May the odds be ever in your favor.

(it’s also VERY important to note that when MR PORTER has a sale, YOU JUMP ON IT)

Here’s our quick and easy guide on what to buy for all of the different types of guys in your life:

for the ‘OMG, YOU’RE SO SMART’ guy (the techie)
Personal idols include Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg and the guys who created Instagram, whatever their names are. Loves B&O headphones, Leica cameras, and talking about Uber.

 

for the ‘OMG, YOU’RE SO PRETTY’ guy (the grooming guru)
Hobbies include using sheet masks on the daily, accruing Beauty Insider points at Sephora, and talking about how he only washes his hair once a week. BONUS: smells like a bed of roses with the tiniest scent of musk โ€” scrumptious!

 

for the ‘OMG, YOU’RE SO SPORTY’ guy (the athleisureย obsessee)
Wears joggers more often than jeans, has a definite opinion on Kaepernick as a quarterback, and treats his Equinox membership as a religion. BONUS: his entire closet consists of Nike apparel.

 

for the ‘OMG, YOU’RE SO ARTSY’ guy (the creative)
Takes a perfect Instagram photo EVERY SINGLEย TIME โ€” HOW DOES HE DO IT?! โ€” reads The New Yorker, and draws the best doodles on Snapchat when under the influence. NOTE: significant overlap with the “OMG, YOU’RE SO SMART” guy.

 

for the ‘OMG, YOU’RE SO HARD TO SHOP FOR’ guy (a.k.a. the guy who already has everything)
How to spot? Always has the newest iPhone. Also probably owns or talks about owning a Tesla one day.

 

For every other guy that we left out, sucks for them. JUST KIDDING! We’re just too tired right now and can’t fathom writing much more, so here’s a better option… buy them something on sale! HURRAY! WE LOVE SALES!

Our fave picks from MR PORTER’S 30% OFF SALE includeย these Bottega Veneta Chelsea boots,ย this Issa silicone toothbrush โ€” a toothbrush! โ€” and more:

 

Happy Black Friday, Cyber Monday and Cyber Week! LET’S GO SHOPPING.

<3 B+C

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