This one time, Brock was all like, “I trust him. He cuffs his pants.” Which is a lesson to be told, we guess. Or maybe not. Regardless, we layer sometimes BUT cuff always (well, until we think it’s trendy to not… #truth).
And to a roof, no doubt, that’s supposed to be off limits to all residents of our building; BUT, we’re rebels, and when someone says no, we say, “oh wait, we have selective hearing, and we’re selectively ignoring you right now, okay, thanks, bye.” True story.
But, back to the cuffing. What’s easier to cuff than any pair of jeans is a good pair of chinos. Slim fit chinos. The key, mind you = slim fit. Slim, slim, slim.
And boom, when we cuff, we can finally be trusted.
Tack on a really saturated plaid or oversized shirt, layered over a basic tee, and boom boom BOOM, we’re ready to take an oath in front of a grand jury.