BASIC WITCHES

We’re just one PSL away from being cast in the latest episode of TRUE LIFE: WE’RE BASIC BLOGGERS. Nevertheless, we’ll stand by the fact that we wore a hat and flannel and decided to write about it, because, you know what? You know what? Both items make us feel great about ourselves.

The hat’s all like, oh look, I totally make your head seem smaller, Chris, and you look so much better because of that!

And the flannel’s all like, I’m totally covering up that pizza stain on your shirt from breakfast, Brock, you slob, and you look so much more put together. Wow… We did it. Never thought we could.

Beauty’s in the eye of the beholder, and these beholders feel so much better because of a hat and a Grayer’s flannel, all the while proving that being a basic witch isn’t that bad at all.The idea being, simple details can make you feel 103,820,301,010,402 times better about yourself. It’s called tangible self-confidence.

Now, where’s our frappucino?