HOW TO DRESS YOURSELF LIKE A LAZY HUMAN BEING AND STILL FEEL GREAT

Working title. We toyed around with another option, HOW TO DRESS YOURSELF, BE LAZY, EAT CURLY FRIES AND HAVE MILKSHAKES TOO OFTEN, TELL PEOPLE YOU WENT TO THE GYM, BUT IN REALITY IT WAS JUST TO WALK ON THE TREADMILL FOR 10 MINUTES, AND STILL FEEL GREAT, but we decided that was just too long.

So here’s what we have. HOW TO DRESS YOURSELF LIKE A LAZY HUMAN BEING AND STILL FEEL GREAT. Emphasis on the ‘feel great.’

No judgment as to whether or not we actually look great. This is all about self-empowerment. The focus is on feeling great. Who cares how you look, right? Self. Empowerment. Wear what makes thou feel great.

(a.k.a. our excuse to wear joggers and destroyed denim. every. day.)

Minimal effort with a focus on the small details. That can be our more educated response on how we styled ourselves for this post. The fact is, with the touch of a black cap (on Chris), clear-framed glasses and the small rips in a pair of Levi’s (on Brock), we at least look a little less basic with the addition of small details. Even if our main focus was to feel comfy… like a walking couch potato.

Actually. That’s a great idea for a Halloween costume. A walking couch potato. And then, inside the costume, we could horde so many snacks. We’ll be, like, Halloween Santa Clauses.

“Cheetos for you!”

“Oh, you want Snickers? WE HAVE SNICKERS. Snickers for you!”

“Junior Mints? You want Junior Mints? Really? No.”

On what we’re wearing: Brock’s head-to-toe Levi’s (and Birkenstocks, haha), with a Levi’s Vintage tee (straight from the 1940s) and his new favorite pair of jeans, the Levi 501 CTs. On Chris, we snagged PAIGE’s latest debut — their joggers. They look like joggers, but they feel like the best sweatpants you’ve ever worn. Amazing. They’re becoming a problem for us. Will we wear anything else?!

Chris: Marine Layer Tee / PAIGE Joggers / Converse Shoes / Black Cap (thrifted) / Miansai Cuff

Brock: Levi’s Vintage Tee / Levi 501 CTs / Birkenstock Sandals / Warby Parker Glasses