Category: TRAVEL
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WHERE TO: WASHINGTON PARK HOTEL AT SOUTH BEACH
A hotel that’s bound to be the next millennial haven of South Beach, because… because WE SAY SO. Dear Diary, We’re seriously considering moving to Miami. Dare we say, we’re ready to don speedos 24/7 and become so jacked the veins in our arms have their own names, Zac and Efron. Funny, right?! Ew. Ew…
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WE’RE WEARING: BROOKS HERITAGE SNEAKERS FROM THE 90s
cue visions of the two of us, wearing baggy jeans, eating sour cream and onion Pringles, listening to Waterfalls, deciding whether or not to get a ‘barbed wire’ arm tattoo. Life-changing decisions. REGARDLESS, consider this a full-sized endorsement of wearing retro, 90s inspired sneakers in 2016 because ‘nostalgia’ is very trendy to us — trendy…
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72 HOURS AT SOFITEL BEVERLY HILLS
wherein we dance with beside cast members from Vanderpump Rules, order lobster for practically every meal and meet so many French men and women that we begin greeting every Uber driver with “Bonjour ALLUMER L’AIR CONDITIONNÉ!” — which, you know, means, “hello, TURN ON THE AIR CONDITIONING!” We’re soooooo sophisticated. We spent 72 hours at…
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WE TRIED: THE STAYCATION DIET
Side-Effects include: obnoxious smiling with excessive tooth to gum ratio, fourteen hours of sleep on a cloud, laughing so much we fart. We don’t know if it’s just us — and surely it is, but who cares, we’d like to think we’re not alone — but sometimes we feel like we’re ghosts. Not in the…
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LIFE UPDATE: WE HAD A FRITO PIE BENEDICT AT SAWYER & CO.
Three words: frito pie benedict. Meaning, we ate poached eggs with hollandaise sauce and chili over a bed of frito chips. We don’t intend to review Sawyer & Co. (during our quick trip to Austin, Texas, for SXSW) as if to say, “OMG, YOU HAVE TO GO TO SAWYER & CO., it’s like, TOTALLY trendy right…
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OUR RELIGION IS BARNEYS
Perhaps a step too far, claiming our religion exists in the hallowed halls of retail, BUT, don’t judge, Judge Judy. We hold the following to be true: Barneys is our happy place. For each of us, our love for Barneys began at different times. Brock was basically born with style, and hence educated in the notion that,…
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THIS IS OUR FAVORITE: BURGER IN SF
An egg, a pretzel bun, and bacon all walk into a bar. And then we eat them. YAY. Our favorite burger in San Francisco is from Mason Pacific, in the form of what they call, “Joe’s Special.” The pretzel bun is surprisingly light. The bacon is juicy, yet still crispy. And the egg… THE EGG.…
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WHERE TO: LANGHAM PLACE NEW YORK
Hands down, our absolute favorite hotel. We’ll likely change our opinion when the Taj Mahal invites us for an exclusive stay, but, for now, Langham Place takes the cake. Here’s how our week panned out: so much room-service. YAY. That’s probably the most important part of the week, so it’ll suffice to summarize on that…
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WE GOT AROUND TO THE SNOW, MEANING, WE FROZE, WE CRIED, AND FROZE SOME MORE
Dare we say, we’re very brave. VERY brave. Braver than all the Disney princes combined. After splitting a large pepperoni and sausage pizza between the two of us in Yosemite Valley, we dared to drive through a blizzard back to San Francisco. We listened to Lana Del Rey, Chris bawled silently, we drove over black ice, only seeing…