Quick, take the photo! My eyes are open. They’re open! They’re squinting. Quick, TAKE THE [bleep bleepity bleepity bleep bleep] PHOTO. OH MY GAWD, [bleepity bleep bleep bleepity bleep bleep], THEY’RE BURNING. THEY’RE BURNING! They’re BURNINGGGG. Stop. Stop. JUST STOP. STOP TAKING THE PHOTO!
I can’t see. I’m blind. I’m blind. I’M BLIND. Okay, wait… no, yeah, I can see again. We’re fine.
‘Okay, one more time.’
Quick, take the photo, NOW. NOW. NOW. Wait, why aren’t you taking the photo? You forgot to turn the camera on? OH MY GAWD. My eyes. MY EYES. Okay, stop. No, just stop. NO MORE photos. STOP. Just stop.
‘I think we got it!’
So, that’s it. There you have it. A step-by-step guide to shooting in the sun.
Oh, and we can’t forget, we’re both wearing one of our favorite brands, Burkman Bros. With only a few hours in our day to escape our totally hectic schedule, full of shopping for underwear and eating our weight in soup dumplings at Dumpling Kitchen, we threw on a sweatshirt and a fleece pull-over to tackle the day.
Photos taken at the Cliff House and San Francisco’s giant Camera Obscura.